I'm over here now...on the web. Welcome to my brand new (and first ever) official website. You can come here to find out when and where I'm touring, and other fabulous information about me. Be patient, I'm just learning how to do this whole Internet thinggggg. Over the next few weeks, I'll be adding more features, so be sure to come back often and tell all your friends. The Undisputed Heavyweight Comedy King is back and better than ever. And if you don't like it, then hey, FUCK YOU!!!! -Dice